Gay.

Gay.
by María José

Red lipstick is gay
High heels is gay
Manipedis is gay
House music is gay
Strapons is gay
Timbs is gay
Sprinkles on your ice cream is gay

Short hair is gay
Long hair is gay
Glasses is gay
Thumb rings is gay
Pinkie rings is gay
All jewelry is gay

Vegetarianism is gay
Veganism is super gay
Tofu is gay
Soy milk is gay
Cotton candy is gay
Birthdays is gay

Horoscopes is gay
Squats is gay
Cooking is gay
Baking is gay
Dancing is gay
Choreographed dancing is really gay

Double ended dildos is gay
Subtitles is gay
Teapots is gay
Pen pals is gay
Gluten free is gay
Calling your mom is gay

Velvet is gay
Feathers is gay
Nonprofit jobs is gay
3 piece suits is gay
Chandeliers is gay
Reservations is gay

A plate with great presentation is gay
Gardens is gay
Combat boots is gay
Turtlenecks is gay
Washing dishes is gay
Chores is gay

Salad dressing on the side is gay
Salad is gay
Croutons is gay
Nail polish is gay
Fragrances is gay
Crystals is so gay

Stickers is gay
Yoga is gay
Cheese and fruit plates is gay
Fondue is gay
Strawberry ice cream is gay
Video games is gay
Citibike is gay

Biking shorts is gay
Sports is gay
Sweat is gay
Whimpers is gay
Screams is gay
Whispering is gay
Room volume is gay

Poetry is gay
Love letters is gay
Secrets is gay
Loofahs is gay
Face masks is gay
DIY projects is gay
Art is gay

Changing diapers is gay
Self care is gay
Organic non GMO is gay
Recycling is gay
Composting is gay
Kombucha is gay
Blowing bubbles with your gum is gay

Bananas is gay
Kale is gay
Sausage is gay
Eggplants is gay
Sparkling water is gay
Tears is gay
Therapy is gay
Emojis is gay

Pain is gay
Blood is gay
Cum is gay
Froyo is gay
Voting is gay
Forgiveness is gay
Marriage is gay

Asking someone to marry you is gay
Kids is gay
EBIT is gay
EBT is gay
Section 8 is gay
Free school lunch is gay

Eating alone is gay
Goaties is gay
Condoms is gay
Rejection is gay
Swings is gay
Nuts is gay

Gay conversion therapy is gay
Electric shocks is gay
Male nipples is gay
Ass is gay
Rimming is gay
Tribbing is gay

Friendship bracelets is gay
Shrunk clothes is gay
Fabric softener is gay
Child support and alimony is gay
Velcro is gay
Posture is gay
Hands is gay
Hips is gay

Moisturizing is gay
Cherry chapstick is gay
Speedos is gay
Summer is gay
Hugs is gay
High fives is gay
Help is gay

Bunnies is gay
Seahorses is gay
Cats is gay
Puppies is gay
And look down.

Your dog is gay.
And your shoes is gay.
You is gay.
And your cousin is gay.

And look up.
The clouds is gay.
The sun is gay.
The moon is gay.
The stars is gay.

Earth’s twirl is gay.
Gravity is gay.
Dreams is gay.
Yesterday is gay.
Time is gay.
Ambiguity is gay.

Splits is gay.
Jumping is gay.
Flying is gay.
Dying is gay.
The flowers on your grave is gay.

The End is gay.


Epilogues is gay.