FREE WRITE FRIDAYS!

This is a recurring series where I free write every Friday for 10 minutes uninterrupted. No grammar or spelling corrections. Just raw writing.

Timer set. Lezgo!

Prompt: WHAT DAT P-M-S BE LIKE DOE?!

ILL FUCKING TELL YOU. IT FEEL LIKE YOU WANA FIGHT SOMEONE LIKE YOU WANA EAT SOMEONE AND THEN EAT SOMETHING SWEET AND DELICIOUS LIKE CHOCOLATE OR COOKIES OR ANY BAKED FUCKING GOOD. AND THEN LIKE YOU WANA NAP BC YOU TIRED THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME. SOMETIMES YOU CANT SLEEP OR SLEEP TOO MUCH. AND YOU FEEL BLOATED AND GASSY. I THOUGHT I WAS GASSY BECAUSE I BEEN COOKING AND EATING MAD LEGUMES THIS WEEK, BUT NAH ITS ALSO BC I HAVE RAGING PMS, BIIIIITTCHHHH.

I GOOGLED THE SYMPTOMS OF PMS. HERE THEY FUCKING ARE:

(FROM WOMENSHEALTH.GOV)

Physical symptoms of PMS can include:

• Swollen or tender breasts - I HAVE SWEATY BREASTS, DAT COUNT?

• Constipation or diarrhea - NO, THANK GAWD

• Bloating or a gassy feeling - OH YES, DEFINITELY YAS

• Cramping - NO THANK GAWD

• Headache or backache - YES YES YES AND YES

• Clumsiness - I KNOCKED OVER MY ROOMMATES TAMPON BOX BY ACCIDENT IN BATHROOM (I USE A DIVA CUP)

• Lower tolerance for noise or light - LOWER TOLERANCE FOR EVERYTHING YOU JUDGY BITCH

Emotional or mental symptoms of PMS include:

• Irritability or hostile behavior - ILL KILL YOU. SO YEAH, UMMM CHECK THAT ONE OFF

• Feeling tired - MY EYES ARE HALF OPEN RN, AND NOT CUZ IM HIGH, SADLY

• Sleep problems (sleeping too much or too little) - I DIDNT SLEEP ENOUGH / I LOVE SLEEPING

• Appetite changes or food cravings - I WANT COOKIES. AND KOMBUCHA & BEER

• Trouble with concentration or memory - WHAT? OH YEAH, IM DOING A FREE WRITE RN

• Tension or anxiety - GURL.

• Depression, feelings of sadness, or crying spells - I CRIED TODAY WATCHING AN EPISODE OF KING OF THE HILL. HANK NEVER UNDERSTOOD BOBBY!

• Mood swings - RAGE 2 SADNESS 2 HUNGER 2 SLEEPY 2 LAUGHING FITS HEHEHE HAHAHAHA

• Less interest in sex - NAH CHILL

THIS IS SO FUCKING WACK. I HAVE BEEN IN MAD MOODS, NONE GOOD, ALL DAY. WHICH IS FUCKING WEIRD BC I HATE EVERYONE AND I SPENT TODAY ALONE AND I LOVE MYSELF AND WHEN I SPEND TIME W ME I HAVE A GUD ASS TIME W ME. BUT NOT TODAY. PMS IS RAINING ON MY PARADE.

I WISH CISMEN GOT THEIR PERIODS. I WISH EVERYONE GOT THEIR PERIOD. SO THEN WE COULD ALL CYCLE TOGETHER AND IT WOULD BE LIKE A MINI SELF-CARE-CATION FOR 5-7 DAYS EVERY MONTH. OMG WOULDNT THAT BE SO EXTRAORDINARY? I WOULD LOVE THAT SO MUCH. WE WOULD ALL JUST GET TOGETHER AND EAT GOODIES UNDER THE COVERS WITH HEATING PADS AND TEA? TIMES UP! BYEE HAVE A GOOD FUCKING WEEKEND!